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About Me Member Procrastinator Linda Rexrode21/Female/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 3 Years
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Uh...wha? Why?

Sat Nov 14, 2009, 8:33 PM
Okay, so I'm sleeping peacefully and CUT TO A DREAM! Imagine, if you will, an almost "How It's Made" scenario talking about how factories have replaced human workers for machines when packaging things like say...steel cut oats? SWITCH TO ME!!! Suddenly I'm working next to this gorgeous creature. Willowy figure, shoulder length spun gold hair, and deep hazel eyes framed by a heavy brow. :iconiultracameplz: He was a god.

I, on the other hand, looked exactly as I did when my head hit the pillow: Navy blue/bleach stained shirt, pink yoga pants that not only give away your pantyline, but tells everyone the color of your undies too! There was not a bra to be seen, so it looked like I was smuggling two half deflated speed bags from a gym. :iconimegacameplz: I was a vision.

So dreams are strange and therefore MUST include strange dialogue:

Dreamboat: "Yeah I don't believe in fairy tales."

Speed Bag Smuggler: "Well I do! That's why I've gotta fold down these bags!" (WHAT?! Then again I'd say something stupid like that)

So before any more words are exchanged, Gorgeous makes this really weird face and bends down, patting his knees.

"Come here Tiger! Come here Tiger! Come here Tiger..." And so on.

So my simple mind is trying desperately to figure out why everything is dissolving around me, when it dawns on me! Daddy's on the porch at 3am calling out to the very cat that stole my heating pad before I crashed! WHY PAPA?! WHY DO YOU DO THIS?! I love my daddy, but he has the world's WORST timing. :iconimnothappyplz:

  • Mood: Suffering
  • Listening to: Mythbusters
  • Watching: Mythbusters

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  • Interests: You...AND YOUR FACE!! OOOOOOH!
  • Favourite movie: ANything horror or Disney...or any combination of the two.
  • Favourite band or musician: None
  • Favourite genre of music: Pretty much anything.
  • Favourite style of art: Anything...as long as it isn't a glob or drop of paint on paper
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  • Wallpaper of choice: What am I, an interior designer?
  • Skin of choice: Potato, preferably with bacon bits.
  • Favourite game: DON'T ASK ME TO CHOOSE!!!
  • Favourite gaming platform: Nintendo
  • Favourite cartoon character: Pete Puma
  • Personal Quote: I smell my fingers after I eat cheese! - Ed
  • Tools of the Trade: MY FACE!!! OOOOOO-wait, HEY!

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:iconvernajast:
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Hehe, see?? Mine's big and shiny! :D

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:iconbigheartplz: Well...MINE'S ALL AIRBRUSHEDeded...exclamation point.

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:iconikaruscrow:
Thanks you so much for the fav on one of my eejits! Glad ya liked it!

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:iconsquire-muldoon:
Hey, no problem! All of your stuff is awesome! When I have enough time, I'll check out the whole gallery of your eejits. 8D

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:iconikaruscrow:
Cheers. I hope you like what you see when you come back!!

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:iconsquire-muldoon:
I'm sure I will!

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:iconikaruscrow:
Ooops! What an eejit I am!! I meant Thanks for the Watch!!

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:iconnetty18:
thanks for the fav!! :D
:iconsquire-muldoon:
You're welcome! You photograph those adorable kittens so well!

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:iconnetty18:
awww, thands ^^,

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